打烊前最后点餐了 Last orders, please.
-肖恩 -什么事? - Shaun. - Yeah?
-你懂我在说什么吗? -完全懂 - Do you see what I'm saying? - Yeah, totally.
我知道他是你的好朋友 但你跟他同住一室 I know he's your best friend but you do live with him.
我知道... I know...
并非我不喜欢艾德 艾德,并非我不喜欢你 It's not that I don't like Ed. Ed, it's not that I don't like you.
没关系 It's all right.
-只是如果我们能多花点时间相处... -干 - It'd just be nice if we could... - Fuck.
-会比较好 -混帐 -..spend a bit more time together. - Bollocks.
-就我们两人 -妈的 - Just the two of us. - Cock it.
有艾德跟着,难怪我老是 带我室友一块出来 With Ed here, it's no wonder I always bring my flatmates out
那只会使事情更加恶化 and that only exacerbates things.
-什么意思? -你们日子不太好过,是吧? - What do you mean? - You guys hardly get on, do you?
不,“恶化”是什么意思? No, what does "exacerbate" mean?
表示令事情越变越糟 It means to make things worse.
对,对 Right, right.
我意思是说,并非我不喜欢大卫和小黛 Well, I mean, it's not that I don't like David and Di, you know.
-两位,并非我不喜欢你们 -没关系 - Guys, it's not that I don't like you. - It's all right.
我真的很希望多陪陪你 And I do want to spend time with you.
只是艾德朋友不太多 It's just Ed doesn't have too many friends.
你们谁想喝一杯吗? Can I get any of you cunts a drink?
有人要吗? Anybody?
不用了,谢谢 No, thank you.
我知道... I know...
肖恩很重朋友 friends are important to Shaun
但你必须拨点时间给你们两人 but you must set some quality time aside for yourselves.
大卫总是带我去看些著名建筑物 Daffs is always taking me to see these listed buildings
我总是拖着他上戏院去 and I'm always dragging him to the theatre.
-我不太喜欢上戏院 -那去吃顿饭怎样? - I'm not so hot on theatre. - How about a meal?
-你们周年纪念日快到了 -是在上礼拜 - It's your anniversary soon. - It was last week.
-你们有做什么特别的事吗? -我们来了这里 - Did you do anything special? - We came here.
肖恩,猪肉豆干 Shaun. Hog lumps.
肖恩,我想说的是我需要更多的东西 Shaun, what I'm trying to say is I need something more,
远远超过每晚待在温彻斯特 more than spending every night in the Winchester.
我想做些更有趣的事 I want to do more interesting stuff.
我要你希望想要去做 I want you to want to want to do it.
听听我,我开始像你妈一样唠叨了 Listen to me. I'm beginning to sound like your mum.
-我是不认识她啦 -你还没见过他妈? - Not that I'd know. - You haven't met his mum?
-还没 -你跟你妈处不好吗? - Not yet. - Don't you get along with your mum?
-不是她的... -你以你妈为耻吗,肖恩? - It's not her... - Are you ashamed by your mum, Shaun?
-不是,我爱我妈 -我爱他妈 - No, I love my mum. - I love his mum.
-“她像奶油一般” -艾德! - * She's like butter * - Ed!
-肖恩! -丽兹 - Shaun! - Liz.
我明白你想说什么,我同意 I understand what you're trying to say and I agree.
我们应该离开,明天开始吧 We should get out there. We'll start tomorrow.
我会订一间餐厅,海鲜餐馆 I'll book a restaurant. The place that does all the fish.
就我们两人 Just the two of us.
情况会改变的,我保证 Things will change. I promise.
真的吗,肖恩? Really, Shaun?
打烊了,各位 Time, gentlemen.
-"这座城镇逐渐像座鬼城" -肖恩? - * This town is coming like a ghost town * - Shaun?
玩家二已进入游戏 'Player two has entered the game.'
你不去上班吗? Haven't you got work?
玩家二已离开游戏 'Player two has left the game.'
昨晚前门又没关了 The front door was open again last night.
-我没说是你 -我知道 - I'm not saying it was you. - I know, man.
-我说的是艾德 -对 - I'm saying it was Ed. - Right.
我不能这样生活下去 I can't live like this.
看看现在样子,我们不再是学生了 Look at the state of it. We're not students any more.
-彼得... -他一毛钱也没拿进这房子 - Pete... - He brings no money into the house.
-他有拿一些回来 -什么? 卖毒品的钱吗? - He brings a bit. - What? Dealing drugs?
他偶尔卖一些大麻,你也卖过大麻 He sells a bit of weed now and again. You've sold puff.
对,就一次,在大学时,卖给了你 Yeah, once. At college. To you.
我从小学就认识他了 我喜欢他在一块,他是个开心果 I've known him since primary school. I like having him around, he's a laugh.
因为他会模仿红毛猩猩吗? Because he can impersonate an orang-utan?
-干他奶奶的 -放过他吧 - Fuck-a-doodle-doo. - Leave him alone.
我承认,有好几次他是相当搞笑 I admit, he can be pretty funny on occasion.
就像那次我们通宵没睡 喝苹果酒、玩《铁拳二代》电玩游戏 Like that time we stayed up all night drinking apple schnapps and playing Tekken 2.
-什么时候的事? -五年前 - When was that? - Five years ago.
他何时要回家? When's he going home?
嘿,听着...左上角 Hey, man, listen... Top left.
我要说... 上膛 - Uh-huh. - I was gonna say... Reload.
-上了 -自从... 射的真准! - I'm on it. - Erm, since... Nice shot!
谢谢 Thanks.
等我两秒 Two seconds.
-好了,面条? -有货吗? - All right, Noodle? - 'Got anything?'
-没有 -伊博说你有 - No, man. - 'Eball says you was holding.'
-我通通没了 -一点都没有? - I ain't got nothing. - 'Nothing at all?'
我自己只剩下一点精力了 好了,晚点再说吧 I've only got an 'enry meself. All right, laters.
-听着... -艾德... - Listen... - Ed...
既然你目前没工作 可不可以请你整理一下房子? since you're not working at the moment could you please clean up a bit?
如果你播放答录机的话 可以抄下每通留言吗? And if you play the answer machine, can you take down everyone's messages?
-好 -不是很粗重的活吧? - Yep. - It's not that taxing, is it?
在纸上写点字 Writing something on a scrap of paper?
-不是 -好 - Nope. - Right.
(我是浑球) 唐,嗨... Dom, hi...
别这样,很好玩的 Come on, it was pretty funny.
-你会照他说的去做吗? -我不会为他做任何事 - Will you do what he said? - I ain't doing nothing for him.
那为我做吧 Do it for me, then.
对不起,肖恩 I'm sorry, Shaun.
-没关系 -不,不 - It's all right. - No, no.
对不起,肖恩 I'm sorry, Shaun.
哦! Oh!
老天,真臭 Oh, my God, that's rotten.
-你不笑我就不会再放屁了 -我没在笑 - I'll stop doing 'em when you stop laughing. - I am not laughing.
-接电话 -你去接 - Get that. - You get it.
肖恩,是我,我今天会有点走不开 'Shaun, it's me. I'm gonna be a bit tied up today
你能把订位从七点改成八点吗? 'so can you book the table for eight rather than seven?
我上班时再打给你,拜拜 'I'll try you at work. Bye, bye.'
嘿! 你死定了 Hey! You're dead.
-麻烦赏点零钱吧,先生? -好的 - Spare some change, please, mister? - Yeah.
小心,你瞎了眼吗? Watch out. Are you blind?
美方太空探测船奥米茄六号... 'The American deep space probe Omega 6
意外地掉落英国上空大气层... 'unexpectedly re-entered Earth's atmosphere over England
支离破碎的残骸遍及... 'and broke apart over...'
尼尔森? Nelson?
你好,朋友,今天不买啤酒? Hello, my friend. No beer today?
不,现在喝酒有点过早 No, it's a bit early for me.
大家集合,请集合一下 Gather round, everyone. Gather round, please.
集合 Gather round.
今天不但所罗门先生没来上班 As well as Mr Sloman being off today
恐怕艾许也觉得身体有点不适 I'm afraid Ash is feeling a little bit under the weather,
所以将由我负责,因为... so I will be taking charge as the...
-是最老的 -是资深员工 - Oldest. - Senior staff member.
所以只要我们同心协力... So if we can all pull together...
-喂? 你好呀,伙伴 -诺尔? - Hello? Hello, mate. - Noel?
我昨晚完全气疯了 I was totally munted last night.
对,我跟他讲了,他只找了亨利 Yeah, I spoke to him. He's only got Henry.
好了,伙伴,晚点再聊 All right, mate. Laters.
-继续说吧 -谢谢 - Continue. - Thank you.
就像所罗门先生常说的 Erm, as Mr Sloman always says, there's no I in team but there is an I in pie.
团队(TEAM)中没有我(I)这个字 不过派(PIE)则有个我(I)
在...在鲜肉派(MEAT PIE))有个我(I)字 In... There's an I in meat pie.
肉(MEAT)的拼字重组就是团队(TEAM)... 我不懂他的用意何在 The anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about.
不准讲电话,又不是社交聚会 Phones off. It's not a social gathering.
-好了,你头都快秃了,老爷爷 -嘿! 拜托我才29岁耶 - All right, keep your hair on, grandad. - Hey! I'm 29 for Christ's sakes.
-你多大年纪? 20? 21? -17 - How old are you? 20? 21? - 17.
嘿,嗯... Hey, well...
我知道你不想永远待在这儿 我这生也有很多事情想做 I know you don't wanna be here forever. I got things I wanna do with my life.
什么时候? When?
你衣服沾上红色了 You got red on you.
你好呀,伙伴 Hello, mate.
这一台配备基本数位综合频道 This one comes with a basic digital package.
有生活休闲频道,一些音乐频道 You've got your lifestyle channels there, a bit of Trisha.
有娱乐台,我不清楚那台是什么 Er, you've got entertainment. I don't know what that is.
新闻,所有基本频道...新闻... News. All the basic, er...news...
-频道 -怪异事件... - channels. - 'bizarre events...'
一直在追我... 'Coming after me...'
-肖恩 -我有顾客 - Shaun. - I'm with customers.
是你爸 It's your dad.
他不是我爸 He's not my dad,
是我继父 he's my stepdad.
菲利普 Philip.
肖恩 Shaun.
你没忘记明天的事吧? You haven't forgotten about tomorrow?
-没有 -两个月一次的拜访 - No. - Your bimonthly visit.
没有,我没忘 No, I haven't forgotten.
你可以补送母亲节忘了送的花 You could bring the flowers you forgot on Mother's Day.
我会的 I was gonna.
别送车库前院摘的廉价花朵 And not a cheap posy from a garage forecourt.
不会的 I wasn't gonna.
我们很期待明天见到你 Well, we look forward to seeing you tomorrow.
好的 OK.
你衣服沾上红色了 You've got red on you.
-你不是说这不是社交聚会吗? -什么? - I thought it wasn't a social gathering? - What?
为何你可以跟你爸聊天? How comes you're allowed to speak to your dad?
A、他不是我爸,好吗? 他是我继父 A, he's not my dad, OK? He's my stepdad.
B、是紧急事件 And B, it was an emergency.
怎么,比如买花给你妈吗? What, like buying your mum some flowers?
诺尔,我不觉得把我的工作 和社交生活划分开来是很难的事 Noel, I do not find it difficult to keep my work and my social life separate.
肖恩,丽兹找你 Shaun, it's Liz for you.
-喂 -哈啰,是我 - Hello. - 'Hello, it's me.'
-哈啰 -你收到我的留言了吗? - Hello. - 'Did you get my message?'
-是 -那一切妥当了吧? - Yep. - 'So it's all OK, then?'
-是 -八点海鲜餐馆见了 - Yep. - 'Eight at the place with all the fish?
酷,好极了,晚点打给我 'Cool, that's great. Just ring me later.'
-再见,丽兹 -拜-拜-拜-拜 - Goodbye, Liz. - 'Bye. Bye, bye, bye.'
总公司的丽兹打来的 没什么好紧张的 Liz from Head Office. It's nothing to panic about.
先生? 先生? Sir? Sir?
抱歉,是要送我妈的 Sorry. Erm, they're for my mum.
那要“致了不起的妈” 还是“超级老妈”卡片呢? Mum. "To a wonderful Mum" or "Supermum"?
-第一个吧 -好 - Er...the first one. - Right.
..伦敦似乎陷入一片完全疯狂中... '.. London seems to have gone completely bonkers...'
-老天! 肖恩! -冯妮 - Oh, my God! Shaun! - Yvonne.
哦! 你好吗? Oooh! How are you doing?
-还活着 -你还住这附近吗? - Surviving. - Are you living round here?
-是的,你呢? -是的,我刚买下一栋房子 - Yeah, are you? - Yeah, I just bought a place.
-买? -我知道,有点年纪了 - Bought? - I know, bit grown-up, eh?
-你还跟那个...? -丽兹 - Are you still with...? - Liz.
太好了,很高兴有人成功 你们在一起多久了? That's great. Glad somebody made it. How long's that been now?
-上礼拜刚满三年 -你有做什么特别的事吗? - Er, it's three years ago last week. - Did you do anything special?
-我们今晚要出外用餐 -找到好地方了吗? - We're going out for a meal tonight. - Anywhere nice?
是的... Yeah...
快点! Come on!
-你要感谢我吗? -感谢什么? - Are you gonna thank me, then? - For what?
收拾整齐了 Tidying up.
-看起来一点也不整齐 -我收拾完时喝了几瓶啤酒 - It doesn't look tidy. - I had a few beers when I finished.
你好,福气餐厅,请稍候片刻 'Hello, Fulci's. Can you hold, please?'
-你要听你的留言吗? -什么? - Do you want your messages? - What?
你妈打电话来说明晚的事 Your mum rang about tomorrow night.
丽兹打电话说你们俩今晚外出用餐的事 Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight.
然后你妈又打来问说 我今晚是否想跟她出去吃饭 Then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.
-你好,福气餐厅 -嗨,我知道是临时通知 - 'Hello, Fulci's.' - Hi, I know it's short notice
但可否替我预订一个 今晚八点两人座位的桌子? but could you possibly do me a table for two for tonight at about eight?
抱歉,最后一桌刚刚被订走了 'Sorry, we just gave away the last table.'
你妈来电的事是骗你的 Wasn't true about your mum.
我们怎么办? 要去哪间吃呢? Where are we gonna go?
-温彻斯特 -别傻了! 那间根本不会煮菜 - The Winchester. - Don't be stupid! They don't do food.
-后面有一间布列维尔 -艾德,这事很重要! - There's a Breville out back. - Ed, this is serious!
喂 Hello.
-哈啰,是我 -哈啰 - 'Hello, it's me.' - Hello.
那计划怎样啦? 'What's the plan, then?'
宝贝,订桌位的事有点...难搞 Erm, there's been a bit of a... a mix-up with the table, babe.
-什么意思? -位子满了 - 'What do you mean?' - They're full up.
但...我以为你说一切没问题的? 'But...I thought you said it was all OK?'
没错 Yeah.
你没订位是吧,肖恩? 'You didn't book it, did you, Shaun?'
-没有 -那么...计划怎么办? - No. - 'So...what is the plan, then?'
温彻斯特? The Winchester?
-喂? -黛安,可以让我进去吗? - 'Hello?' - Dianne, can you let me in?
-我不太确定,肖恩 -哦,别这样嘛 - 'I'm not sure, Shaun.' - Oh, come on.
小丽不想见你,肖恩,走吧 'Lizzie doesn't want to see you.'
-开门就是了! -她不想见你,肖恩 - Just open the door! - 'She doesn't want to see you.'
你要我怎样? 要我爬墙从窗户进去吗? 因为我会的 Do you want me to climb up the wall, come through the window? Because I will.
你进不来的 'You're not coming in.'
-好吧,待会见了 -别... - OK, see you in a minute. - 'Don't...'
嗨,又是我 'Hi, it's me again.'
可以谈一下吗? 我们出去吧 Can we just talk about this? Let's go out.
-去温彻斯特吗? -你想去那间吗? - To the Winchester? - Do you want to?
-不,我他妈的才不想! -好的 - No, I don't fucking want to! - OK.
全世界又不是只剩那间了 It's not the only place in the world.
我们去牧羊人餐厅吃泰国菜 We'll go to the Shepherd's, they do Thai in there.
-我要跟大卫和小黛一块出去 -我们一起去吧 - I'm going out with David and Di. - Let's go together.
你要约我朋友去吗? “一个过气女星和一个智障”? You hang out with my friends? "A failed actress and a twat"?
那么说太难听了 我没说过黛安是过气女星 That's harsh. I did not call Dianne a failed actress.
我们找个地方开怀一下 没问题的,我保证 Let's just go somewhere and have a laugh. Things'll be fine, I promise.
你保证你会戒菸 You promised you'd stop smoking.
你保证会尝试喝红酒而不是啤酒! You promised you'd try drinking red wine instead of beer!
-你保证我们会去渡假 -我们去了希腊呀! - You promised we'd go on holiday. - We went to Greece!
-我们在希腊认识的 -大吵相识的 - We met in Greece. - At a rave.
这不一样,你保证事情会改变的 It's not the same. You promised things would change.
-你保证我们会有免费有线电视看 -我正在处理 - You promised us free cable. - I'm working on that.
菸我随时想戒就能戒 瞧,不需要了 I can give up smoking whenever I want. See, don't need them.
接下来说的是什么? W-What was the next one?
不够的,肖恩 It's not enough, Shaun.
通讯似乎有点不良... 'We appear to have a breakdown in communication there.
如果你或你认识的人可能... 'lf you or someone you know may...'
看来你的九条命已经完蛋了,肖恩 I'd say your nine lives were up, Shaun.
滚开,四眼田鸡! Get fucked, four-eyes!
你跟他出去,你很爱她吗? You go out with her, you love her so much.
那句话什么意思? What do you mean by that?
..惨况不断扩大中,陷入一阵混乱 '..the devastation really is extensive. It's a total mess.'
我不懂他那句话的意思 I don't know what he meant by that.
这些花送你 Got you these.
-“致了不起的妈”? -哦! - "To a wonderful mum"? - Oooh!
没错,那是因为... Yeah, that's because...
我想这样可能会很好玩 因为你昨晚说到... I thought it would be funny because of what you said last night
关于你不希望变成我老妈那样唠叨的事 about you don't want to be my mum and that.
只是开个小小玩笑,增加一点生活情趣 It's just a little joke, just sort of spur of the moment.
-花是要送给你妈的,对吧? -对 - They're for your mum, aren't they? - Yeah.
没诚意 Smooth.
我再不想点办法,我这后半辈子... If I don't do something, I'll end up in that pub
就会像其他那些可悲的老混蛋 终日窝在酒吧里头... for the rest of my life like those other sad old fuckers
不断纳闷着到底怎么回事 wondering what the hell happened.
你是说想点办法吗? What do you mean do something?
(温彻斯特酒馆)
去她的! 你有酒 Fuck her. You got your pint.
有猪肉干,你还想要什么? You got your pig snacks. What more do you want?
哦,你想要你最喜欢的猴子吗? Oh. You want your favourite monkey?
要我扮作克莱德吗? Shall I do Clyde?
瞧,我知道你忘得了她的 See, I knew you'd get over her.
"如果你现在离开我..." * If you leave me now... *
到底是谁放这首歌的? Who the hell put this on?
是随机播放的 It's on random.
他妈的! 约翰,麻烦一下 For fuck's sake. John, yes please, mate.
你知道我们明天该怎样吗? 继续喝酒 You know what we should do tomorrow? Keep drinking.
先喝一杯血腥玛丽 A Bloody Mary first thing,
下盘棋,到“小公主”打个泡 a bite at the King's Head, couple at The Little Princess,
回到这里...回到酒吧喝几杯 stagger back here and bang... back at the bar for shots.
那样子你觉得如何? How's that for a slice of fried gold?
-不 -别这样,老兄 - No. - Come on, man.
跟我说说 Talk to me.
她说如果再跟着我下去 到头来她后半辈子会窝在这里 She said if she stayed with me she'd end up in here for the rest of her life
像这些可悲的老混蛋 不断纳闷着怎么回事 Iike these sad old fuckers wondering what the hell happened.
这话真难听 That is harsh.
-这些人又有钱又有趣 -比如说谁? - These are rich, interesting characters. - Like who?
蛇王,总是被女人所包围 Snakehips. Always surrounded by women.
他是个重婚者 He's a bigamist.
用排气管废气令他第一任老婆窒息死亡 Strangled his first wife with a draught excluder.
还开狄斯可舞会庆祝呢 And invented the mobile disco.
那她怎样? What about her, then?
哦! 吹萧狂 Ooh! Cockacidal maniac.
她之前是Ａ片女星 She's an ex-porn star.
听说她演出全球第一部 集合各色人种的春宫片 They say she starred in the world's first interracial hardcore loop.
咖啡牛奶... Cafe Au Lait...
射出来了 Pour Vous.
对,那约翰怎样? Yeah. What about John, then?
他是北伦敦黑手党党员 He's North London Mafia.
真的,大艾尔说的 It's true, Big Al says so.
对,大艾尔也说狗是色盲 Yeah, Big Al also says dogs can't look up.
你想想看,刀法纯熟、面无表情 Think about it. Handy with a blade. Gruff demeanour.
柏妮是他赏来的老婆 Bernie, the trophy wife.
他一定有关连,不然酒吧上方 为何摆着一把莱福枪? He's connected. Why is there a rifle above the bar?
-这间酒吧叫作温彻斯特呀 -一点儿也没错 - The pub's called the Winchester. - Exactly.
瞧吧,你不需要丽兹也能开心过日子 See, you don't need Liz to have a good time.
-哦,少来 -不 - Don't, man. - No.
看着我 Oi, look at me.
我能说一件事吗? 我不会说“天涯何处无芳草” Can I just say one thing? I'm not gonna say there's plenty more fish in the sea,
我不会说“爱她就要让她走” I'm not gonna say if you love her let her go
我也不会用些陈腔滥调安慰你 但我会这么说... and I'm not gonna bombard you with cliches but what I will say is this...
这又不是世界末日 it's not the end of the world.
抱歉,我们打烊了 Sorry, we're closed.
猪头 Pisshead.
"哦,白线" * Ooh, white lines
"幻影、热情梦想" * Visions, dreams of passion
"掠过我心头" * Going through my mind
"每当我一想起你..." * And all the while I think of you...
哦? Oh?
怎么了,亲爱的,还没喝茶吗? What's the matter, love, haven't you had your tea?
"某种现象驱使我身体前进" * Something of a phenomenon telling my body to come along
"因为白线" * Cos white lines
-"吹走了..." -嘘! * Blow away... - Shh!
砰! Blow!
"啊,高兴点,宝贝" * Ah, get higher, baby
"啊,高兴点,宝贝! 啊,高兴点,小妞!" * Ah, get higher, baby, ah, get higher, girl
"啊..." * Ah... *
怎么? 他应该说“站在原地” What? He should say base.
或者“不准动” Or freeze.
真是笨蛋 What a tit.
"你想跳舞吗?" * You wanna dance? *
别刮坏了! 等等... Don't scratch it! Wait...
-那是我买过的第二张唱片! -他妈的现在是凌晨四点呀! - That was the second album I ever bought! - It's four in the fucking morning!
-星期六呀! -不,不是 - It's Saturday! - No, it's not.
是该死的星期天,在过他妈的四小时 It's fucking Sunday and I've got to go to fucking work
我还得他妈的上班 因为其他混蛋都他妈的生病了! in four fucking hours because every other fucker is fucking ill!
现在明白为何我他妈的这样生气吗? Now can you see why I'm so fucking angry?
-没错,真干! -嘿! 彼得,听着 - Fuck, yeah! - Hey! Pete, look,
很抱歉,我们喝了几杯酒 今晚我跟丽兹分手了 I'm sorry, we had a couple of drinks, we split up with Liz tonight.
小声点,好吗? Just keep it down, yeah?
浑球 Prick.
你说什么? What was that?
没什么 Nothing.
-住手,我们是朋友呀! -他才不是我朋友,他是该死的白痴 - Stop it, we're friends! - He's not my friend. He's a fucking idiot.
-那是什么意思? -意思是你为何不滚蛋! - What's that supposed to mean? - It means why don't you fuck off!
你想像个畜生过活 住在猪圈里,你这超级混蛋! You wanna live like an animal, live in the shed, you thick fuck!
-放过他吧! -别老护着他,肖恩 - Leave him alone! - Stop defending him.
他只会拖累你 All he ever does is hold you back.
还是说找个比你窝囊的人在身边 会让你比较好过? Or is it easier having someone around who's more of a loser than you?
-那是什么意思? -你懂我的意思 - What's that supposed to mean? - You know what I mean.
我认为是丽兹甩了你 I assume it was Liz who did the dumping?
整理一下你该死的生活吧,伙伴 Sort your fucking life out, mate.
你的手怎么了? What's up with your hand, man?
-我下班回家时在路上被人攻击 -被谁? - I got mugged on the way home from work. - By who?
-几个疯子,其中一个咬了我 -为何咬你? - Some crackheads. One of them bit me. - Why?
我不知道,我又没停车叫他们咬我! I don't know, I didn't stop to ask them!
我头痛的要命 你那愚蠢的嘻哈乐害得我更疼 I've got a splitting headache and your stupid hip hop isn't helping.
前门又没关了! And the front door is open. Again!
那不是嘻哈乐,是电子乐,浑球 It's not hip hop, it's electro. Prick.
下回再让我看到他,他就死定了 Next time I see him, he's dead.
肖恩,是我,我今天会有点走不开 'Shaun, it's me. I'm gonna be a bit tied up today
你能把订位从七点改成八点吗? 'so can you book the table for eight rather than seven?
我上班时再打给你,拜拜 'I'll try you at work. Bye, bye.'
哈啰,小捣蛋,是妈 'Hello, pickle. It's me, Mum.
你爸跟我提说你可能明天会来看我们 那真是太好了 'Dad mentioned you might be visiting tomorrow which would be lovely.
你这次会带伊莉莎白一块来吗? 'Will you be bringing Elizabeth with you this time?
我们迫不急待终于能见到她了 'Only we can't wait to meet her finally
我也在想说不知道她午餐喜欢吃什么? 'and also I was wondering if she wanted anything special for lunch?
因为这几天很多人不吃肉 'Cos these days a lot of people don't eat meat.'
要我帮你从店里带点什么吗? Do you want anything from the shop?
甜筒 Cornetto.
尼尔森,你有纸吗? Nelson, have you got any papers?
尼尔森? 我甚至没有... Nelson? I haven't even...
我欠你15块左右 I owe you about 15p.
老天 Oh dear.
抱歉,我没零钱了 Sorry, I haven't got any change.
我甚至去店里买东西都不够钱了 I didn't even have enough at the fucking shop. Oh dear.
..尚未有官方说明 不过宗教团体宣称是审判日,有... '..no official comment but religious groups are calling it Judgement Day. There's...'
"..伦敦大街一片恐慌..." *..panic on the streets of London... *
-..大量的报导说... -..严重的攻击... - '..number of reports of...' - '..serious attacks on...'
-..人类被... -..生吃活剥 - '..people who are being...' - '..eaten alive.'
目击者说词简略,归纳出结果似乎... 'Witness reports are sketchy. One unifying detail seems to be
攻击者显然是... 'that the attackers appear to be...'
..轰动一时的热门焦点... '..the sensational chart-topping...'
..或是那些犯下暴行者之间 有着意识形态上的连结... '..or ideological connection between those committing the atrocities...'
花园里有个女孩子 There's a girl in the garden.
-..紧急救难中心... -什么? - '..emergency services...' - What?
花园里有个女孩子 In the garden, there is a girl.
..召集了武装部队前来提供支援和协助 '..the armed forces will be called in to provide backup and assistance.
科学家们还在尝试研究这种自然现象 'Scientists are still trying to establish the nature of the phenomenon
尚未得出确定结果... 'and are unsure as to the...'
抱歉 Excuse me.
哈啰 Hello.
你在干嘛呀? - What are you doing? - Oi!
哦,老天 Oh, my God.
她醉晕头了 She's so drunk.
你喝了多少呀,亲爱的? How much have you had, love?
-哦! 我想她喜欢你 -闭嘴 - Oh! I think she likes you. - Shut up.
-她想要抱抱! -我刚刚失恋 - She wants a cuddle! - I've just come out of a relationship.
-艾德,想想办法! -等一下 - Ed, do something! - Wait there.
-艾德! -多等我一下 - Ed! - Two seconds.
我真的受宠若惊,只不过... I'm really flattered and everything but...
别动 And, hold it there.
艾德! 把她拉开 Ed! Just get her off me.
老天! Jesus!
-她的眼睛怎么回事? -现在我郑重告诉你... - What's up with her eyes? - Now, seriously...
玛丽,我警告你, 我会上了你的,我说真的! Mary, I'm warning you, I'll have to get physical, I mean it!
到此为止... 听着,滚开! This is it... Look, just fuck off!
-我想我们该回屋内去 -好的 - I think we should go back inside. - OK.
-肖恩,怎么回事? -可恶,忙线中 - Shaun, what's going on? - Shit, it's engaged.
-叫辆救护车如何? -忙线中啊,艾德 - How about an ambulance? - It's engaged, Ed.
-消防队呢? -就同一个号码而且忙线中啊! - Fire engine? - It's one number and it's busy!
-再说找消防队要干嘛? -车子有亮闪光灯的都好 - And what do you want a fire engine for? - Anything with flashing lights.
他们还在外头吗? Are they still out there?
是的,你想我们该怎么办? Yeah. What do you think we should do?
坐下来休息? Have a sit-down?
高速公路交通数度混乱... 'There are reports of chaos on the motorways
数千名民众打算飞快逃离都市 'as thousands of people attempt to flee the cities.
M1线、M3线、M4线、M6线... 'The M1, the M3, M4, M6...'
-你认为是同一档子的事吗? -..交通全都动弹不得 - Do you think this is the same thing? - '..are all at a standstill.
内务部催促民众待在自己家中 等候进一步的指示 'The Home Office is urging people to stay in their homes and await further instruction.'
为了确保所有居民安全 'Ensure all residences are secure
所有门窗要确实锁好堵住,警方... 'with all doors and windows firmly locked and barricaded. Police...'
-我的妈呀! 他一只手没了! -砸他! - For God's sake! He's got an arm off! - Get him!
刚刚证实了更多则报导 所有的攻击者行动迟缓、怪异... 'More reports just in confirm that in all cases the attackers seem slow and shambolic...'
我去把前门关好 I'm gonna shut the front door.
..至于对付攻击者的最佳办法... '..regarding the best way to neutralise the attackers.
同时,接触这些攻击者是极为不智的作法 'ln the meantime, contact with these assailants is highly inadvisable.'
-你看到他头的样子吗? -如果你们遭遇到... - Did you see his head go? - 'lf you're confronted...'
-我们该离开这里 -不,我们应该留在屋内 - We should get out there. - No, we should stay inside.
-我们对付得了他们 -这人说要留在屋内 - We can take 'em. - The man said to stay indoors.
-叫这人去死啦 -他们在屋外,我们留在屋内才安全 - Fuck the man. - In here, we're safe.
..藉由砍掉头部或摧毁脑部 可以阻止攻击者的行动 '..the attackers can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain.
重覆一遍,砍掉头部或摧毁脑部 'I'll repeat that, by removing the head or destroying the brain.'
嘿! Hey!
瞄准头部 Aim for the head.
-现在怎么办? -拿更多东西来吧 - Now what? - Get more stuff.
-仓库里有什么? -不知道,锁住了 - What's in the shed? - Dunno, it's locked.
-干嘛锁起来? -一直以来就是锁住的 - Why is it locked? - It's always been locked.
不! 那是我买过的第二张唱片! No! That's the second album I ever bought!
有些是限量发行的... 啊! 那张是什么? Some of these are limited... Ah! What was that?
-《忧郁星期一》 -那张是最初版呀 - Blue Monday. - That was an original pressing.
好吧 For fuck's sake.
-《紫雨》呢? -不行 - Erm...Purple Rain? - No.
-《时代的象征》呢? -绝对不行 - Sign O' The Times? - Definitely not.
-《蝙蝠侠》原声带? -丢吧 - The Batman soundtrack? - Throw it.
-《险峻海峡乐团》? -丢吧 - Dire Straits? - Throw it.
-哦,《石玫瑰乐团》? -不行 - Er... Ooh, Stone Roses? - No.
-《再次出击》? -我喜欢那张 - Second Coming? - I like it.
《莎黛》? Ah! Sade?
-那张是丽兹的 -她甩掉你了 - That's Liz's. - She dumped you.
-我去仓库 -你说锁住了呀 - I'm going to the shed. - You said it was locked.
-你想对付哪一个? 男的女的? -第一个吧 - Which one do you want? Girl or bloke? - Er...the first one.
被咬到的人会产生头痛、反胃... 'People receiving bites have experienced headaches and nausea
以及攻击性的症状... 'and developed symptoms...'
你衣服沾到红色了 You've got red on you.
如果你知道谁被咬了 'lf you know someone who has been bitten
当务之急便是立刻将他们隔离起来 'it is absolutely essential that you isolate them immediately.
强烈呼吁大众千万别去接近任何人... 'The public are being strongly advised not to approach anyone...'
彼得? Pete?
-我们何不直接上楼? -别上楼! - Why don't we just go up? - Don't go up there!
-为何不要? -因为: A、他可能跟他们一样 - Why not? - Because A, he might be one of them
B、他可能还在生气 and B, he might still be annoyed.
彼得? Pete?
也许他去上班了 Maybe he went into work.
他怎么没开车? 他的车钥匙还在这里 How come he didn't drive? His keys are still here.
也许有人载他 他说他身体不舒服,彼得? Maybe he got a lift. He said he wasn't feeling well. Pete?
浑球! Oi, prick!
他不在 He's not in.
-你有菸吗? -没有,我戒了 - You got a fag? - No, I've given up.
-啥时戒的? -自从... - Since when? - Since...
快点,宝贝! 哦,她电话不通 Come on, babe. Oh, she's engaged.
-速度还真快 -艾德,事态严重 - That was quick. - Ed, this is serious.
丽兹! Liz!
-肖恩 -妈! 我正要打给你,你没事吧? - 'Shaun.' - Mum! I was gonna call you. Are you OK?
-是的 -你确定? - 'Yes.' - Are you sure?
有些人想进到屋子里来 'Some men tried to get into the house.'
-他们还在那里吗? -不太清楚,窗帘拉上了 - Are they still there? - 'I'm not sure. We shut the curtains.'
-你有报警吗? -嗯,是有想过 - Did you try the police? - 'Well, I thought about it.'
-你还好吗? 他们有没有伤害你? -没有,我很好 - Are you OK? Did they hurt you? - 'No, I'm fine.'
-妈? -嗯...他们被咬伤了 - Mum? - 'Well...they were a bit bitey.'
-妈,你被咬了吗? -没有,不过菲利普被咬了 - Mum, have you been bitten? - 'No, but Philip has.'
-哦,好的 -她被咬了吗? - Oh, OK. - Has she been bitten?
-没有,菲利普被咬了 -哦,好的 - No, Philip has. - Oh, OK.
-妈,他现在情况怎样? -他没事,身体有点不适 - Mum, what state is he in? - 'He's fine. Bit under the weather.'
-我明白了 -怎样? - I see. - What's the deal?
我们可能得去宰掉我继父 妈,你那儿不太安全,我这就过去 We may have to kill my stepdad. Mum, you're not safe there. I'm coming.
-我不想搞得大惊小怪 -我们去接你了,芭芭拉! - 'I don't want to cause a fuss.' - We're coming to get you, Barbara!
计划如何? So, what's the plan?
好 Right.
我们开彼得的车去我妈家 'We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's,
一进去就先解决掉菲利普 'we go in, we take care of Philip.'
抱歉了,菲利普 I'm so sorry, Philip.
然后我们抓住妈,再去丽兹家 'Then we grab Mum, go over to Liz's place,
窝在屋里,喝杯茶 'hole up, have a cup of tea
然后静待一切风平浪静 'and wait for all this to blow over.'
-干嘛非要去丽兹家? -因为非去不可 - Why have we got to go to Liz's? - Because we do.
-她甩了你呀 -我必须知道她是否平安无事 - She dumped you. - I have to know if she's all right.
-为什么? -因为我爱她 - Why? - Because I love her.
好吧,玻璃 All right, gay.
-我不要待在那里 -为何不要? - I'm not staying there, though. - Why not?
如果我们要窝在哪,我想在熟悉的地方 If we hole up, I want to be somewhere familiar,
我要知道出口在哪,而且可以抽菸 I wanna know where the exits are and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
好吧... OK...
开彼得的车到妈家 'Take Pete's car, go round Mum's,
进屋去,解决掉菲利普 'go in, deal with Philip.'
抱歉了,菲利普 Sorry, Philip.
抓住妈,到丽兹家 接她上车,带她回这里来 'Grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here,
喝杯茶,静待一切风平浪静 'have a cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over.'
完美 Perfik.
不,等等,我们不能带她们回这里来 No, wait, we can't bring them back here.
-为何不行? -不太安全,是吧? - Why not? - It's not exactly safe, is it?
对,看看这里的样子 Yeah. Look at the state of it.
哪里既安全又熟悉呢? Where's safe? Where's familiar?
哪里我可以抽菸呢? Where can I smoke?
开车,去妈家,杀了菲利普 'Take car, go to Mum's, kill Phil.'
-抱歉了 -接了丽兹,去温彻斯特 - Sorry. - 'Grab Liz, go to the Winchester,
喝杯冰啤酒,静待一切风平浪静 'have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.'
那样子你觉得如何? How's that for a slice of fried gold?
好耶,小子! Yeah, boy!
重覆声明,务必留在自己家中 'To recap, it is vital that you stay in your homes.
千万别企图去找心爱的人 'Make no attempt to reach loved ones
避免与攻击者有任何的肢体接触 'and avoid all physical contact with the assailants.'
你相信电视上说的一切吗? Do you believe everything you hear on TV?
我看到了,就在外面 Yeah, I can see it, it's just outside.
外面有僵尸吗? Any zombies out there?
-别说那个 -什么? - Don't say that. - What?
-那个 -什么? - That. - What?
那个,“僵”开头那个字,别说出来 That. The Z word. Don't say it.
-为何不行? -因为太荒唐了 - Why not? - Because it's ridiculous.
好吧,外面有吗? All right. Are there any out there, though?
没看见,也许情形并没那么糟糕 Can't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that.
哦! 不,看到他们了 Oh! No, there they are.
-好,进行吧,好吗? -好吗? - OK, let's do this, yeah? - Yeah?
好! 我得先去小便一下 Yeah! I got to do a wee first.
哦...可以让我开车吗? Ooh...can I drive?
什么? What?
我一直想开开看彼得的车 很可能再也没机会了 I always wanted to drive Pete's car. I might not get another chance.
行 OK.
哦,老天 Ahh! Oh, God.
抱歉,彼得! 听着,我们要借用一下你的车,好吗? Sorry, Pete. Listen, we're gonna borrow your car, OK?
我们会开回来还你的 Erm, we'll bring it back.
如果你待会觉得舒服点 我们...我们要去酒吧 And if you're feeling better later, we're...we're going to the pub.
欢迎你一块儿来... You're more than welcome to, er...
加入我们 join us.
彼得如果知道我开他的车,肯定气炸了 Pete'd be so pissed off if he knew I was driving his car.
我想也是 I don't think so.
肖恩,中控锁是哪个按钮? Shaun, which button's central locking?
哦,走吧! Oh, cock it!
滚开! Get lost!
开车 Drive.
英国教会已经加入宣称此事为... 'The Church of England has joined other extremist religious groups
“未来启示录的象征” 的极端主义者之宗教团体 'in proclaiming this "a sign of a coming apocalypse".
唐宁街部份拒绝涉入宗教辩论 'Downing Street is refusing to be drawn into a religious debate.
最近死亡的尸体逐渐复活并攻击活人 'The bodies of the recently deceased are returning to life and attacking the living.'
听点别的吧 Let's put something else on.
你在干嘛呀? 艾德,小心! What are you doing? Ed, look out!
我想我们撞到东西了 I think we hit something.
或者撞到人了 Or someone.
Ow!
你没事吧? Are you all right?
快点,我们走吧 Come on, let's just go.
喂? Hello?
-反正他迟早会死 -那不是重点 - He's gonna be dead either way. - That's not the point.
哦,幸好是那个 Oh, thank God for that.
哈啰 Ah, hello.
那辆漂亮车子是的的呀? Who's a pretty boy then?
你没说过芭芭拉有辆积架 我一直很想开开看积架 You didn't say Barbara had a Jag. I've always wanted to drive a Jag.
那是菲利普的车,他不会让任何人靠近的 It's Philip's. He won't let anybody near it.
我曾经放了一条火星牌巧克力在车内 他就拿根木棍追着我跑 I put a Mars Bar in it once and he chased me with a bit of wood.
-干,真漂亮 -似乎满安全的,我们该走了 - Fuck, it's gorgeous. - It seems pretty clear, we should go.
何不我留在车里? Why don't I stay here?
什么,什么...? What, what, what, what, what?
你知道的,看车呀 如果出了任何问题... You know, just look after the car. If there's any problems...
我会鸣喇叭三声 I'll honk three times.
好吧 OK.
别忘了宰掉菲利普! Don't forget to kill Philip!
-哈啰,小捣蛋 -嗨,妈 - Hello, pickle. - Hi, Mum.
你身上沾到红色了 You've got red on you.
嗯,妈,一切没事吧? 你没事吧? Yeah. Mum, is everything OK? Are you all right?
-是的,我没事 -菲利普在哪? - Yes, I'm fine. - Where's Philip?
-你爸在休息室 -他不是我爸 - Dad's in the lounge. - He's not my dad.
真的! Really!
艾德人在外头,我们要带你去安全的地方 Ed's outside, we'll take you somewhere safe.
-医生呢? -我想医生不会来了 - What about the doctor? - I don't think he's gonna come.
-菲利普不想离开这房子 -菲利普不是... - Philip won't want to leave the house. - Philip isn't...
你去烧开水,我去找菲利普 Put the kettle on and I'll deal with Philip.
-好的 -那好吧 - OK. - OK, then.
-肚子饿吗? -不太饿 - You hungry? - Not really.
-我弄点三明治 -好的 - I'll make some sandwiches. - OK.
你们两个别吵起来唷 No fighting, you two.
..你或许问说上帝在哪? '..you may ask where is our God?
但是全国各地,完好无缺的男男女女们 'But throughout the land, men and women of integrity
挺身对抗这未知的敌人 'rise up to confront the unseen enemy.
他们将不再当个懦夫 'They will not be cowards,
他们将勇敢面对危险 'they will be courageous in the face of danger.'
-我很抱歉,菲利普 -为什么? - I'm so sorry, Philip. - Why?
-你干了什么事吗? -没事 - What have you done now? - Nothing.
你手上拿着什么? 希望那是花 What have you got there? Flowers, I hope.
不,这是...板球棒 No, it's...cricket bat.
-那是不是要义卖的,肖恩? -不...是的 - Is that for the jumble, Shaun? - No. Yes.
你的玩具在楼上,我要拿去作义卖 Your toys are upstairs. I was going to give them to the jumble.
-我通通丢到垃圾场了,芭芭拉 -什么? - I took them all to the tip, Barbara. - What?
-肖恩想带我们去别的地方 -别傻了 - Shaun wants to take us somewhere. - Don't be silly.
也许我们该留在这儿等医生来 Maybe you should stay here and wait for the doctor.
-你刚说医生不会来了 -你没叫医生,对吧? - You said he wasn't coming. - You didn't call the doctor?
-只是为了安全起见 -我很好,我用冷水清洗过伤口了 - Just to be on the safe side. - I'm fine. I ran it under a cold tap.
我们去威特岛时也受过伤 We had our jabs when we went to the lsle of Wight.
-菲利普,可是... -真是荒诞到极点 - But, Philip... - It's overblown nonsense.
-一堆吸毒疯子在撒野 -但我应该接妈离开 - A lot of drug nuts running wild. - But I should get Mum away.
-菲利普不走,我哪儿也不去 -妈,听着! - I'm not going anywhere without Philip. - Mum, look!
喝杯茶怎样? How about that tea?
妈,你爱菲利普有多深? Mum, how much do you love Philip?
-加两颗糖吗? -自从1982年起,我茶里就不加糖了 - Two sugars, is it? - I haven't had sugar in my tea since 1982.
没错,帮我切点面包好吗? Oh, yes. Will you cut me some bread, love?
妈,听着,你爱菲利普有多深? Mum, look, how much do you love Philip?
我们非要再讨论一遍吗? Do we have to go through all that again?
如果我跟你说菲利普对我一直不太好 你会怎么说? What would you say if I told you that Philip's been quite unkind to me?
你那时不太容易相处 You weren't easy to live with.
-他曾拿根木棍追我呀! -你叫他同性恋啊 - He chased me with a bit of wood! - You did call him a you-know-what.
-他那么跟你说吗? 王八蛋 -没错! 肖恩! - Did he tell you that? Motherfucker. - Shaun!
对不起,母亲... 妈! Sorry, Mother... Mum!
你知道有好几次...他碰触我吗? Did you know that on several occasions... he touched me?
那不是真的 我瞎编的,我不该那样,抱歉 That wasn't true. Made it up, shouldn't have, sorry.
-你不懂... -不,你才不懂 - You don't understand... - No, you don't understand.
菲利普是我老公,我们结婚十七年了 Philip is my husband and has been for 1 7 years
希望你至少尊重一下我的感情 and I would at least expect you to respect my feelings.
你一定要更加成熟看待这些事 You must be more adult about these things.
没错 Yeah.
拜托,肖恩,也该是时候了... Come on, Shaun. There comes a time when...
你得... you just...
当个男子汉 gotta be a man.
我告诉你,根本是大惊小怪 I'm telling you, it's a fuss over nothing.
你好,艾德华 Hello, Edward.
-你好,芭芭拉 -哇,你长这么大了 - Hi, Barbara. - My, how you've grown.
你最好相信吧 怎么搞的? 他怎会跟来? You better believe it. What happened? Why is he coming?
-并不全都那么容易 -我们跟着你们走吗? - It wasn't as easy as all that. - Are we following you?
不,可能最好是我们... 车子呢? No, it's probably best if we... Where's the car?
撞烂了 Hmm...I pranged it.
你才停个车呀 You were parked.
对 Yeah.
我猜我们得坐积架车了 I guess we'll have to take the Jag.
-菲利普? -什么事? - Philip? - What?
小心! Look out!
老天! Christ!
-车钥匙给我! -你别想开那辆车 - Give me the car keys! - You're not driving that car.
车钥匙给我! 艾德,叫妈上车 Give me the car keys! Ed, get Mum in the car.
没问题 I'm on it.
别担心我,担心你妈吧 Don't worry about me. Worry about your mother.
-也许该由我来开 -我座位调整好了呀 - Maybe I should drive. - I've adjusted the seat now.
只要小心点! Just be careful!
拜托把那噪音关掉好吗? Can you please turn that noise down?
你还好吧,亲爱的? 面纸还要吗? Are you all right, dear? Would you like another tissue?
要不是那该死的噪音,我就没事 I'd be fine if it weren't for that bloody racket.
-是有点吵 -抱歉,芭芭拉 - It is a bit loud. - Sorry, Barbara.
你们晓得这里限速20哩吗? You do realise this is a 20 mile an hour zone?
晓得 Oh, yeah.
(禁止停车)
-到了 -妈,一下子就好,行吗? - Here. - Mum, this won't take a second, all right?
-你还装了幼童安全锁? -安全第一,肖恩 - Have you still got the child locks on? - Safety first, Shaun.
你不能... You can't...
嘿,小心皮椅 Hey, man, watch the leather.
继续开,如果有麻烦的话... Keep moving. If there's any problems...
我会按喇叭的 I'll do the honks.
喂? 'Hello?'
喂? Hello?
-大伙,能让我进去吗? -你在干嘛呀? - Guys, can you let me in? - What are you doing?
我来接你的 I've come to get you.
-肖恩,你做什么? -我来带你去安全的地方 - What are you doing? - I've come to take you somewhere safe.
-我们在这儿安全的很! -你并不清楚 - We were safe! - You don't know that.
之前外面才两个,现在有几个了? There was two of them out there. How many are there now?
-一大堆 -一大堆! - Lots. - Lots!
相信我,只要他们其中一个 知道你们在这里面就完了 It only takes one of them to know you're in here.
我一直打电话都打不通 我只好拟定一个计划 I tried calling but I couldn't get through. I had to come up with a plan.
-哦,你定了一个计划? -我们必须离开这里 - Oh, you made a plan? - We have to get out of here.
如果不离开,他们会把我们分尸的 If we don't, they'll tear us to pieces.
那会使我们事情恶化的 And that will exacerbate things for all of us.
-肖恩... -这与你我的事无关 - Shaun... - This is not about you and me.
是生死攸关的事 This is about survival.
我们需要去更安全的地方 一个可以活下去的地方 We need to be somewhere more secure, somewhere we can stay alive.
-我们跟你走,肖恩 -什么? - We're with you, Shaun. - What?
-我们跟你走 -我才不要出去 - We're with you. - I'm not going out there.
大卫! 我不想被分尸 你若考虑过,你也不愿那样的 Daffs! I don't want to be torn to pieces and if you think about it, neither do you.
-如果小丽不走,我也不走 -她会走的 - I'm not going if Lizzie's not going. - She's going.
-我不要一个人留下来 -你要走,是不是? - I'm not staying by myself. - You're going, aren't you?
-小丽? -丽兹? - Lizzie? - Liz?
-好吧,简单说说你的计划为何? -太好了,我有辆车 - All right, Flash, what's your plan? - Great. I've got a car
不过现在呢有点挤,还有人有车吗? but it's gonna be a bit cramped now. Has anyone got transport?
-有的! -太好了,在哪? - Yes! - Great. Where?
哦,不是! 我考到驾照了 Oh, no. Well, I've passed my test.
大卫? David?
我觉得在伦敦买车来开没什么用 I don't see the point of owning a car in London.
听着,拿任何钝器都行 Look, just get any blunt objects together.
如果被围住,朝头部用力敲下去 If you get cornered, bash them in the head.
聚在一起,保持警觉并跟着我走 Keep together, stay sharp and follow me.
那计划到底为何? So, what's the plan, then?
我们要去温彻斯特 We're going to the Winchester.
好了吗? 我们走 OK? Let's go.
-快点 -车子呢? - Come on. - Where's the car?
怎么了,混混? What's up, niggaz?
很抱歉里头满挤的 小黛,坐在大卫的膝盖上 Apologies for the cramped conditions. Di, stay on David's lap.
菲利普,撑着点好吗? 艾德,开快点 Philip, hang in there, OK? Ed, get there fast.
妈,这是丽兹! 丽兹,这是妈 And, Mum, this is Liz. Liz, Mum.
你好 Hello.
艾德,小心点 Ed, be careful.
-你爸没事吧? -他不是我爸 - Is your dad all right? - He's not my dad.
-他在流血呢 -我知道! 艾德,小心开车 - He's bleeding. - I know! Ed, be careful.
你不是说要开快点吗? Thought you wanted to get there fast?
我想整个人好好的到达那里! 干嘛走这条路? I want to get there in one piece! Why are we going this way?
别紧张,这是捷径 Chill out, it's a short cut.
-那条路通往温彻斯特 -肖恩... - That road goes to the Winchester. - Shaun...
-丽兹,麻烦一下! -我还是不懂干嘛非要去温彻斯特? - Liz, please! - I don't understand why the Winchester?
-那是个酒吧,那里安全 -他们认识我们 - It's a pub, it's safe, it's secure. - They know us.
-酒吧为何会安全? -因为有厚重的大门和门闩锁 - What makes it so secure? - It's got big heavy doors and deadbolts.
而且酒吧上方有把莱福枪 And there's a rifle above the bar.
-我想那把枪不能击发了 -才没呢! 约翰有关连,大艾尔说的 - I would think that's deactivated. - It's not. John's connected. Big Al says so.
大艾尔也说狗不会辨识颜色 Big Al also says dogs can't look up.
-牠们不会 -会吗? - They can't. - Can't they?
-当然会! -你确定? - Of course they can! - Are you sure?
是的! 这酒吧是最好的去处 一切会没事的,我保证 Yes! The pub is the right place to go. Everything is gonna be fine.
-肖恩... -已经关掉了,好吗? - Shaun... - I turned it off, all right?
什么? What?
-当个父亲并不容易 -什么? - Being a father, it's not easy. - What?
你碰到你时,你那时才12岁 就已经长的很大了 You were 12 when I met you, you'd already grown up so much.
我只是希望你能坚强起来 别自暴自弃,因为你刚失去了父亲 I just wanted you to be strong and not give up because you lost your dad.
-菲利普,你不必解释 -不,我要,我一直很爱你,肖恩 - Philip, you don't have to explain. - No, I do. I always loved you, Shaun.
我一直认为你很有潜能 And I always thought you had it in you to do well.
你只是需要点...激励 You just need...m-motivation.
一个可以做为榜样的人,以及... Somebody to look up to and...
我以为那个人会是我 I thought it could be me.
好好照顾你妈...好吗? Would you just...take care of your mum?
这样才乖 There's a good boy.
-艾德,靠边停一下 -等一下 - Ed, can you pull over? - Two seconds.
-艾德,麻烦靠边停 -为什么? - Ah! Ed, please pull over. - What for?
-靠边停就是! -好啦 - Just pull over! - All right.
哇,妈妈! Whoa, momma!
-你究竟在搞啥鬼呀? -冷静点,大家都很好啊 - What the hell are you doing? - Chill out. Everyone's all right.
少叫我冷静! Stop telling me to chill out!
-大家才不好呢 -怎么了? - And everybody is not all right. - What's wrong?
妈,菲利普去了 Mum, it's Philip, he's gone.
-他去哪了? -妈,他死了 - Where's he gone? - Mum, he's dead.
不,他才没呢 No, he isn't.
下车! Get out!
老天! Jesus!
-快打开! -艾德,打开幼童安全锁! - Get it open! - Ed, get the child locks!
快! Quick!
-幼童安全锁! -艾德! - The child lock! - Ed!
-现在怎么办? -我们继续前进 - Now what? - We keep moving.
-怎样把菲利普弄出车外? -没时间了 - How do we get Philip out the car? - We haven't got time.
-不能这样丢下你爸 -他不是我爸! - We can't leave your dad. - He's not my dad!
妈,他过去是,不过现在不是了 Mum, he was, but he's not any more.
-我真的觉得我们可以... -里头那个不是你老公,懂吗? - I really think we could... - That's not your husband in there. OK?
虽然外表像他,可是已经完全不是 你所爱的那个男人了 It looks like him but there is nothing of the man you loved in that car.
可以走了吗? Let's go, shall we?
你不会是建议我们用走的吧? You're not suggesting we walk?
-大家没事吧? -嗯,我们时间多的很 - Everybody OK? - Yeah, we're having a whale of a time.
也许我们全该手牵手,连成一线? Maybe we should all hold hands, make a crocodile?
你知道我们走去哪吗? Do you know where we're going?
-大卫,别这样 -对不起 - David, come on. - Sorry.
-你知道吗? -嗯,清楚的很 - Do you, though? - Yeah, totally.
快到了吗? Are we close?
非常接近了 We're pretty close.
-你妈不要紧吧? -嗯,希望如此 - Is your mum gonna be OK? - Yeah, I hope so.
-你连络过你的家人吗? -他们在安地瓜 - Did you contact your folks? - They're in Antigua.
-你认为那里也有发生这种事吗? -希望没有 - Do you think this is happening there? - I hope not.
关于昨晚的事 我知道我说了一大堆,不过... About last night. I know loads of things were said but...
-你说这与我们的事无关 -是,的确无关 - You said this wasn't about us. - No, it's not.
-你说是生死攸关的事 -是没错,不过... - You said it was about survival. - It is, but...
你不是想证明什么吧? 我指昨晚我说的话 You're not just trying to prove something? I meant everything I said last night.
-也许现在不是谈话最佳时机 -好的 - Maybe this isn't the best time to talk. - OK.
肖恩 Shaun.
冯妮 Yvonne.
-你怎样? -还活着 - How's it going? - Er, surviving.
嘿,丽兹,好久不见 Hey, Liz. Long time no see.
嘿,冯妮 Hey, Yvonne.
嗯...这是我男朋友狄克兰 Erm...this is my boyfriend, Declan.
嗯...我朋友马克和梅姬 Erm...my friends Mark, Maggie,
-我妈和我堂弟汤姆 -好了 - my mum and my cousin Tom. - All right.
这是肖恩和他的女朋友丽兹 This is Shaun and his girlfriend Liz.
-其实他们已经分手了 -哦,真的吗? - They've split up, actually. - Oh, really?
-对 -真可惜 - Yeah. - That's a shame.
我们该走了,你们有要去什么地方吗? We should scoot. Have you got somewhere you're going?
-有,我们要去温彻斯特 -酒吧? - Yeah, we're going to the Winchester. - The pub?
-对 -好吧,祝你们好运了! - Yeah. - Right, well. Good luck!
嗨 Hi.
哈啰 Hello.
嗨 Hi.
哈啰 Hello.
好了 All right.
看见没? 温彻斯特就在那边 See? The Winchester's just over there.
-哪边? -那边 - Over where? - Over there.
就在那边,穿过二十个花园围墙吧? Just over there, over the 20 garden fences?
你有病呀,大卫? What's the matter, David?
以前没走过捷径吗? Never taken a short cut before?
肖恩 Shaun.
我确定吉儿和德瑞克住这附近 I'm sure Jill and Derek live round here.
过了那围墙就是温彻斯特,好吗? Now, the Winchester is just over that fence, all right?
大家留在原地,我要... 人都到齐了吗? Everyone stay where they are, I'll... Are we all here?
-一、二、三、四、五,到齐了 -我们有六个人 - One, two, three, four, five. Yes. - There's six of us.
妈! Mum!
我来了! I'm coming!
妈,你没事吧? 没事吧? Mum, are you OK? Are you OK?
我想吉儿和德瑞克不住这里 I don't think Jill and Derek do live here.
肖恩? Shaun?
你没事吧? Are you all right?
你在做什么? What are you doing?
肖恩! Shaun!
好极了! Yes!
不,一点用也没 No, that's rubbish.
哇塞! - Ooh! - Yes!
欢迎随时进来 Feel free to step in any time.
-你做的不错 -我才不想学你那样 - You did all right. - I didn't want to cramp your style.
刚才的事我很抱歉 I'm so sorry about that.
好 Right.
好,大家留在原地 我检查一下路面安全了没 OK, everyone stay where they are. I'm gonna check if the coast is clear.
-安全了吗? -没有 - Is it clear? - No.
-有多少? -多的要命 - How many? - Lots.
哦,真是好极了 Oh, well, that is just great.
外头好多呢 There are a fair few of them, yes.
我竟然相信肖恩还会有高明过人的对策? I trust Shaun has another genius scheme up his sleeve?
这话一点建设性也没,大卫! This is hardly constructive, David!
-我们早该留在公寓里 -那你为何没留在那里? - We should have stayed at the flat. - Why didn't you?
因为...因为,因为...哇队长 Because... Because, because of... Captain Wow.
-你住嘴行吗? -放马后炮也于事无补 - Will you stop it? - We'll get nowhere moaning.
好,我们抖抖双手,活动一下筋骨 Right, let's all shake out. Get nice and limber.
或者免了 Or not.
再看一遍他的动作 记住,要非常蹒跚 Take another look at the way he moves. Remember, very limp.
差不多像梦游一样,看看脸部 眼神空洞带点悲伤味道 Almost like sleepwalking. Look at the face, it's vacant with a hint of sadness.
就像赌输了的酒鬼 Like a drunk who's lost a bet.
好,来试试看吧? 丽兹 OK, let's try, shall we? Liz.
不错,声音做的不错 好的,芭芭拉,那表情太棒了 Nice. Good vocal work. OK. Barbara, that's excellent.
抱歉,亲爱的,我刚刚分神了 Sorry, dear, I was miles away.
大卫 - D-Daffs. - Uh.
-快点! -呃 - Come on! - Urgh.
带点呻吟、悲伤 你死了而且你讨厌那样,开始 It's mournful, sorrowful, you're dead and you hate it. Go.
呃 Uuurgh.
-好多了,艾德换你 -我晚上才会做 - Much better. Ed. - I'll do it on the night.
现在就是晚上! This is the night!
-那是啥呀? -那你呢? - What is that? - What about yours?
谁死了让你变成该死的僵尸王? Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?
别... Don't...
嗯,那样很棒 Yeah, that's pretty good.
好,大家一起来试试看,好吗? 一、二、三 Right, let's all try together, shall we? One, two, three.
快,快,快,快 Go, go, go, go.
该死! 围住我,围住我! Shit! Get round me, get round me!
约翰? 约翰、柏妮,你们在吗? 是肖恩和艾德,我们常来的 John? John, Bernie, are you there? It's Shaun and Ed. We come in all the time.
-他们听见你了 -我们有问题了 - They can hear you. - We do the quiz.
-他们晓得了 -继续装死人样! - They know. - Stay in character!
-我看不见他们 -肖恩,我们必须进去 - I can't see them. - Shaun, we have to get inside.
-破窗而入 -我们会曝光的! - Break the window. - We'll be exposed!
-打破窗子! -还有别的路进去吗? - Break the window! - Is there another way in?
嗯,有个... Yeah, there's...
等我一下! 嘿,面条 Two seconds. Hey, Noodle.
-好了吗? -老兄,我现在不方便讲话 - 'All right?' - Yeah, man, I can't talk now.
-拿到货了吗? -没有 - 'You get anything yet?' - I got nothing.
我现在有事在忙,对,很奇怪 I'm in the middle of something. Yeah, it's weird.
-噢! 你在干嘛呀? -你在干嘛? 超级大白痴 - Oi! What are you doing? - What are you doing? You stupid moron.
-滚开 -你才滚开! - Fuck off. - You fuck off!
该死的滚开! 我这辈子都在... Fuck fucking off! I've spent an entire life...
看着我! 我这辈子都在支持袒护你 Look at me. I've spent my entire life sticking up for you
你却只会把事情搞砸,令我难堪 and all you ever do is fuck things up and make me look stupid.
我不会再让你这样了 今天不行! I'm not gonna let you do it any more. Not today!
肖恩 Shaun.
哦 Oh.
你刚说还有别的路进去? You were saying about another way in?
对,有条... Yeah, there's a...
你在干嘛呀? What are you doing?
-不! -进去 - No! - Get inside.
不行,他们会跟我们进去的 继续表演,我得想个办法 No, they'll follow us. Keep up the act, I'll have to do something.
-你说想办法是什么意思? -喂,喂,这边! - What do you mean do something? - Hello, hello, over here!
快点,这就对了 快点,就是这样,靠过来! Come on, that's it. Come on, that's it, over here!
这边! 快点! 哦,混帐东西 Over here! Come on. Oh, bollocks.
-等我走了再进去 -走去哪? - Wait till I've gone then get inside. - Gone where?
不会很久的,我保证 来吧,你们这些行尸走肉,我们走! 跟我来 I won't be long, I promise. Come on, you pasty-faced fuckers, let's go! Follow me.
快点,这边,没错! Come on, this way, that's it!
快点,这边,跟我来 快点,跟我来 Come on. This way, follow me. Come on, follow me.
来抓呀,流动餐车唷 Come and get it. It's a running buffet.
通通随你们吃! All you can eat!
可以进去了吗? Shall we go in, then?
-快点,芭芭拉,别管那些花了 -我想花是要送我的 - Come on, Barbara. Leave those. - I think they're for me.
-他已经去了20分钟了 -17分钟 - He's been gone a good 20 minutes. - 17.
没差啦,我们必须考虑堵住窗户 我们完全曝光 Either way, we need to think about blocking up this window. We're totally exposed.
-肖恩要怎样进来? -我相信他会敲门的 - How will Shaun get back in? - I'm sure he'll knock.
-开点灯吧 -大卫,等一下! - Let's get some lights on. - David, wait!
-没电 -那是好事 - Power's off. - That's a good thing.
-我们不可曝露我们的所在 -对,当然不行 - We mustn't advertise our whereabouts. - No, of course not.
-对吗,大卫? -对,当然不行,小丽 - Do we, David? - No, of course not, Lizzie.
我只是做好预防准备 I'm just being proactive.
没灯光、没电力,窗户还有个破洞 There's no lights, no power. And there's a hole in the window.
-是你这家伙干的好事 -有些事总得有人去做! - You did that, you twat. - Somebody had to do something!
我们身在虎穴,得要有人来控制情况 We were in a spot of bother. Somebody has to take control of the situation
如果你们没人准备扛下那重责大任 and if none of you are prepared to accept that responsibility
那或许...该由我来扛 then perhaps...I should.
-肖恩会一去不回吗? -他很快就会回来的 - Will Shaun be gone long? - He'll be back soon.
-你怎知道? -我认为他不会丢下我们不管 - How do you know? - I don't think he'd leave us.
不会吗? 你怎能信任一个 你觉得不可靠的人呢? Wouldn't he? How can you trust a man you binned for being unreliable?
一个把浪漫夜总会 当成固若金汤城堡的人 A man whose idea of a romantic nightspot is also an impenetrable fortress.
这是间酒吧! 我们在酒吧里! 我们要做什么? This is a pub! We are in a pub! What are we going to do?
我可以喝一杯 I could get a round in.
我们等肖恩回来就是 他一回来,我们就把窗户堵死 Let's just wait for Shaun. We'll barricade the window when he gets back.
什么时候? 等多久? 几天? 几星期? 一个月? What then? How long? Days? Weeks? A month?
-我们要吃什么? -土司! - What are we going to eat? - Toasties!
-后面有间布列维尔 -太好了,靠零嘴救命 - There's a Breville out back. - Great. Saved by nibbles.
难怪肖恩离开前先带我们来这里 Must be why Shaun took us here before he left.
-他就快回来了! -为什么? 因为他保证过吗? - He's coming back! - Why? Because he promised?
真要回来的话,你觉得他的超级计划 除了吃花生会能有什么吗? If he does, do you think his master plan will be anything more than eating peanuts?
还是他只要走进来 突然间一切就没事了? Is he just gonna stroll in and suddenly everything's OK?
我不知道,大卫! 我不比你知道的还多 I don't know, David! I don't know any more than you do.
但我知道的是我们现在在此 而我们必须善加利用 But what I do know is that we're here now and we have to make the best of it.
-艾德,给我一杯双份伏特加 -没问题 - Ed, get me a double vodka. - Right you are.
我也要喝一杯 你要吗,芭芭拉? I'll have a drink too. Would you like a drink, Barbara?
-哈啰 -对,好极了,管它的 - Hello. - Right, great, fuck it.
我们来开个派对,喝个酩酊大醉 We'll have a party and get completely smashed.
我们有零嘴,有迷你乳酪 We've got our nibbles. We've got our Mini Cheddars.
-大卫! -我们有鱿鱼丝! 哦,看,猪肉豆干 - David! - We got Twiglets. Oh, look, hog lumps.
小捣蛋! Pickle!
你好,妈,你没事吧? Hello, Mum. You all right?
-大家没事吧? -是的 - Everybody OK? - Yeah.
-有看到约翰和柏妮的踪影吗? -没有 - Any sign of John and Bernie? - No.
-楼上查过没? -上锁了 - Check upstairs? - It's locked.
-电话呢? -不通,电力也不通 - Phones? - Dead. Same as the power.
-好的... -很高兴你能归队 - OK... - Nice of you to join us.
对,我保证过,不是吗? Yeah, well, I promised, didn't l?
你怎样摆脱他们的? How did you lose them?
我只是甩掉他们,不太困难 他们没那么聪明 I just gave them the slip. Wasn't difficult. They're not all that.
-那你怎样进来的? -从后门 - Well, how did you get in? - The back door.
你打破窗户前我就一直想告诉你 I tried to tell you before you smashed the window.
但是跟男朋友吵架 破坏我们伪装的人可不是我 But it wasn't me blowing our cover by arguing with my boyfriend.
-他不是我男朋友 -可能有点温热,冰箱没电了 - He's not my boyfriend. - Might be a bit warm, the cooler's off.
谢了 Thanks, babe.
那计划呢? So, what's the plan, then?
有谁想吃花生吗? Would anyone like a peanut?
你何不扮演一下克莱德? Why don't you do your Clyde?
有人看过电影《永不低头》吗? Has anyone seen Every Which Way But Loose?
艾德模仿红毛猩猩微妙微肖 Ed does the most amazing impression of the orang-utan.
-不,才不会呢 -会,快点表演吧 - No, it's not. - It is. Come on. Do it.
-不,不 -不过很棒的,快啦 - No, no. - But it's brilliant. Come on.
-你说的太夸张了 -不会,只管表演就是 - You've built it up too much. - No, just do it.
大家都很想看,我们可以开怀一笑 Everyone wants to see it. We could do with a laugh.
快,快,快,快,快表演吧 Do it, do it, do it, do it. Come on, do it.
我又不是杂耍猴子 I'm not a performing monkey.
-有电了 -不是,我之前试过了 - The power's on. - It's not, I tried it earlier.
街灯亮了 打开保险丝开关就可以看电视了 The streetlights are on. I'll flip the fuses, we can watch television.
-那电灯怎么办? -没错,不可曝露我们的行踪 - What about the lights? - Yes. Don't advertise our whereabouts.
电灯是分开来的电路 只要打开主断电器就好 The lights are on a separate circuit. Just flip the mains breakers.
相当简单,大卫 It's quite simple, David.
-有了吗? -有了 - Is that it? - That's it.
丽兹...你有铜板吗? Liz, erm...have you got a quid?
Erm...
有的 Yeah.
根本没节目 Never anything on, is there?
怎么? What?
-我想我们可能有点麻烦了 -什么意思? - I think we might have a bit of a problem. - What do you mean?
-他们跟随了我 -你不是说甩掉他们了吗? - They followed me. - I thought you said you gave them the slip.
没错 Yeah.
那我们只好格外安静点 Well, we'll just have to be extra quiet then, won't we?
怎么? What?
艾德,不! Ed, no!
关掉! Turn it off!
该死! Shit!
-他到底从哪冒出来的? -不知道 - Where the hell did he come from? - I dunno.
-谁放这首歌的? -是随机播放的 - Who put this on? - It's on random.
黛安,带妈去安全场所 大卫,叫《皇后》别唱了 Dianne, get Mum somewhere safe. David, kill the Queen.
-什么?! -自动点唱机! - What?! - The jukebox!
-丽兹、艾德,去拿武器 -莱福枪怎样? - Liz, Ed, grab a weapon. - What about the rifle?
-鸡尾酒? -什么意思? - Cocktails? - What do you mean?
燃烧的灵魂 塞点破布,然后点火 The flaming spirits Get a rag in, light it.
-但整间屋子可能会着火 -那怎么办? - But the whole place could go up. - What, then?
撞球杆如何? How about pool?
"此刻别阻止我" * Don't stop me now
"别阻止我" * Don't stop me
-"因为我正..." - 约翰,该棒打老虎了 - * Cos I'm having... * - John, it's time at the bar.
"我是划过天际的流星,宛如猛虎" * I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger
"违抗着地心引力" * Defying the laws of gravity
"我是疾速奔驰的赛车,恰似戈瓦迪夫人" * I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
"我要冲冲冲" * I'm gonna go, go, go
"无可阻挡我" * There's no stopping me
"我要燃烧整片天空..." * I'm burning through the sky...
-我找不到开关! -那就拔掉保险丝! - I can't find the switches! - Then get the fuses!
"所以人们叫我华氏先生" * That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
"我以光速穿梭旅行" * I'm travelling at the speed of light
"要做个令你刮目相看的超音速男子汉" * I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
"此刻别阻止我" * Don't stop me now
"我正玩得开心" * I'm having such a good time
"我在舞会狂欢" * I'm having a ball
"此刻别阻止我" * Don't stop me now
"如果你想开心" * If you wanna have a good time
"只要来通电话" * Just give me a call
"此刻别阻止我,因为我正玩得开心" * Don't stop me now cos I'm having a good time
"此刻别阻止我" * Don't stop me now
"是的,我正玩得开心,完全不想停" * Yes I'm having a good time I don't wanna stop at all
-"我是艘航向火星的火箭船..." -《皇后》怎还在唱呀? - * I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars... - Why is Queen still on?
-有状况! -我知道! - We have a situation! - I know!
-去死吧,等我一下 -艾德! - Fuck this. Two seconds. - Ed!
Oi!
"哦哦哦...爆炸了" * Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, explode
"我要燃烧整片天空" * I'm burning through the sky, yeah...
肖恩! Shaun!
"...叫我华氏先生..." *..call me Mister Fahrenheit...
不! No!
对! 对! 射头! Yes! Yes! In the head!
Ooow!
肖恩! Shauny!
"别阻止我,哦哦哦" * Don't stop me Ooh, ooh, ooh
"别阻止我,我阻止我,欢乐时光..." * Don't stop me, don't stop me good time, good time
"别阻止我..." * Don't stop me... *
你怎不干脆开枪打他? Why didn't you just shoot him, man?
艾德,我最后一次... Ed, for the last time, it's...
我就知道! 我怎跟你说的? 大艾尔说的没错 I fucking knew it! What did I tell you? Big Al was right.
好吧 OK.
不过狗会辨识颜色 But dogs can look up.
-有人之前开过枪吗? -哦,有的 - Has anyone fired a gun before? - Oh, yeah.
-除了艾德之外? -我是和平主义者 - Apart from Ed? - I'm a pacifist.
-除了大卫和艾德之外呢? -艾德的经验是怎样? - Apart from David and Ed? - What was Ed's experience?
-他射中他姊的腿 -我想该由你开枪 - He shot his sister in the leg. - I think you should do it.
-应该我们全部都要 -五个人怎样操作一把枪? - We should all do it. - How can five people operate one gun?
-没有人经验,我们有... -29发 - No one has any experience. We've got... - 29.
-29发子弹 -要讲弹药 - 29 bullets. - Call them shells.
29发弹药,我需要有人帮我上膛 29 shells. I need someone to help me reload,
其他人警戒,我开枪射击 everyone else to look out. I will fire.
如同柏崔罗素说过: “解救人类唯一办法便是互相合作” As Bertrand Russell said the only thing that will redeem mankind is co-operation.
我想我们现在都会感激他说的那句话 I think we can all appreciate that now.
-啤酒垫上的是什么东西? -是健力士超冰凉啤酒 - Was that on a beer mat? - Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold.
-我没意见 -谢谢 - I won't say anything. - Thanks.
-他们想闯进来 -带妈离开 - They want to come in. - Get Mum out of the way.
大卫、黛安,我们走 艾德,给我一些弹药 David, Dianne, let's go. Ed, give me some shells.
-芭芭拉 -哦,哈啰 - Barbara. - Oh, hello.
-要跟我来吗? -好的 - Would you like to come with me? - That'd be lovely.
很高兴终于见到你 肖恩一直跟我提起你 It's nice to meet you, finally. Shaun's always talking about you.
-真的? -没错 - Really? - Yeah.
芭芭拉? - Ah! - Barbara?
你不要紧吧? Are you all right?
我有东西要给你 I've got something for you.
肖恩的父亲给我的 我是指肖恩的亲生父亲 Shaun's father gave me this. Shaun's real father, I mean.
-希望你收下 -芭芭拉,肖恩跟我已经... - I'd like you to have it. - Barbara, Shaun and I have...
似乎给你最适合了 It seems only right.
我不想说出来 I didn't want to say anything.
我怕肖恩会担心 I thought Shaun would be worried.
丽兹! Liz!
他们来了! Here they come!
-躲在我后面! -那里有一个! - Stay behind me! - There's one!
抱歉,我们打烊了! Sorry, we're closed!
-保险栓! -我拍戏时也碰过这种情形 - The safety! - That happened to me on stage.
开枪! Cock it!
-那边! -哪边? - There! - Where?
三点钟方向! Three o'clock!
-那边又来了,差一刻12点方向 -什么? - Oh! Over there again. Quarter to twelve. - What?
-11点45分方向! -讲简单点! - 11:45! - Keep it simple!
左上方! Top left!
-上膛 -我在上了! - Reload. - I'm on it!
快点,快点 Come on, come on.
真是神准 Nice shot.
好的,大卫、黛安,把窗户堵住! OK, David, Dianne, let's block up this window!
艾德,接手一下 Ed, take over a sec.
-什么事? 怎么了? -肖恩,我很抱歉 - What is it? What's wrong? - Shaun, I'm so sorry.
-妈,怎么了? -我不想成为累赘 - Mum, what's wrong? - I didn't want to be a bother.
-妈,我不懂 -穿睡衣那个男的 - Mum, I don't understand. - The man in his pyjamas.
我不想说什么,我以为你会生气 I didn't want to say anything, I thought you'd be upset.
不,你早该说的 No, you should've said.
-接手一下 -怎么回事? - Take over a sec. - What's going on?
-怎么了? -到底发生什么事? - What's up? - What the hell's going on?
-芭芭拉受伤了! -接手一下 - Barbara's hurt! - Just take over a minute.
老天 Jesus.
我懂得急救 I know first aid.
撑下去呀,妈! Just hang on. Mum!
-妈 -她是不是...? - Mum. - Is she...?
撑住呀,妈,你会好起来的 Just hold on, Mum, you're gonna be fine.
-我从未谢过你 -谢什么? - I never thanked you. - For what?
这些花! "致了不起的妈" For these. "To a wonderful mum."
在这种日子有点可笑,对吧? It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?
哦,不,不! 妈,别这样 Oh, no, no! Mum, come on.
别死,别死,别死 Stop it, stop it, stop it.
妈,求你别死 Mum. Please don't go.
-你在做什么呀? -我们得解决掉她 - What are you doing? - We have to deal with her.
-大卫! -看在老天份上! - Daffs! - For Christ's sake!
-她会复活的! -不准动她 - She's gonna come back! - She's not going anywhere.
-她会变的 -她是我妈呀! - She'll change. - She's my mum!
-她是僵尸 -不准那么说 - She's a zombie. - Don't say that.
闪一旁,我数到三 Move aside. I'm gonna count to three.
一... One...
二... two...
三! three!
-枪别指着我妈! -冷静 - Don't point that gun at my mum! - Calm down.
枪别指着芭芭拉! Don't point that gun at Barbara!
-艾德,别使事情恶化! -什么意思? - Ed, don't exacerbate things! - What's that mean?
-这样根本不公平 -拿去 - This isn't exactly fair. - Here.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thank you. - It's OK.
拜托大家停下来好好想想 Please, can we just stop and think about this?
叫他把枪放下! Tell him to put the gun down!
她会变的,你知道我说的对 She's gonna change. You know I'm right.
等她变了之后会杀死我们全部 你的前任男朋友搞不清楚这点 And when she does, she'll kill all of us. That's what your ex can't seem to realise.
就是为了这个缘故,是不是? 他不喜欢我! That's what this is about, isn't it? He doesn't like me!
他一直讨厌我,如今还想开枪打我妈 He's always hated me and now he wants to shoot my mum.
-她不是... -你从来就认为我配不上她 - She's not... - You've never thought I was good enough.
-你在说什么呀? -我们都知道你爱上了丽兹 - What? - We all know you're in love with Liz.
-那不是真的 -是真的! - That is not true. - Yes it is!
-那不是真的 -是真的! - That is not true. - Yes it is.
-什么? -我知道你跟我拍拖... - What? - I know you only hung out with me
只是为了接近丽兹 我只能捡她不要而剩下的破烂 to get close to Liz and when she knocked you back, I was there to pick up the pieces.
我都可以接受了,大卫,为何你不行? I've come to terms with that, Daffs, why can't you?
小丽,我要你明白我对你的感情... Lizzie, I want you to know that my feelings for you...
大卫! 现在有更加危急的事 David! There are slightly more pressing matters at hand here.
-对,就像“懦夫”拿枪指着我妈 -失去理性的可不是我,“泡菜” - Like "Daffs" pointing a gun at my mum. - I'm not being unreasonable, "Pickle".
-老天,她还没死! -她完了 - Christ, she's not dead! - She's finished.
要当英雄,你真够虚伪了 For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite.
你被却尔登希斯顿开除了 特约会计师一职 You've gone from a chartered accountant to Charlton Heston.
我不是特约会计师 I'm not a chartered accountant.
-你看起来就像 -没错 - Well, you look like one. - Yeah.
-我是个讲师 -你是个不折不扣的白痴 - I'm a lecturer. - You're a twat.
她不再是你妈了 她马上就会变成另一具僵尸 She's not your mum. In a minute she'll be just another zombie.
-不准那么说 -我们不用“僵”开头那个字 - Don't say that. - We're not using the Z word.
拜托他妈的冷静下来! Please can we just calm the fuck down!
我明白大卫想说什么... Now, I can see what David is trying to say...
-谢谢 -就算他是个白痴 - Thank you. - Even if he is being a twat.
对 Yep.
肖恩... 肖恩,看着我 And, Shaun... Shaun, look at me.
我无法想像这对你有多难受 I can't begin to imagine how hard this must be for you
但我们不能再分化下去 but we can't afford to fall apart.
肖恩,宝贝... Shaun, babe...
我知道你不想听这种话... I know you don't wanna hear this...
你来 You do it.
抱歉了,妈 I'm sorry, Mum.
开枪! Do it!
我想我们一致同意你做了正确的事 Well...I think we're all agreed, you did the right thing there.
大卫,不! David, no!
大卫! David!
-好,我要走了 -什么? - Right, I'm leaving. - What?
-我不要待在这里 -大卫,你这是去自杀 - I'm not staying here. - David, it's suicide.
-我觉得你该走 -我们会的,我们懂得自我防御 - I think you should go. - We will. We can defend ourselves.
-你是指"我们"吗? -什么意思? - What do you mean "we"? - What do you mean?
现在打开那扇门会是非常愚蠢的行为 Opening that door now would be a very silly thing to do.
-你想留下来陪他吗? -听着... - You gonna stay here with him? - Look...
-在他带我们来这儿后还想吗? -让我把话说完! - After where he led us? - Let me finish!
肖恩并没要求你来 你来的理由跟我是一样的 Shaun didn't ask you to come here. You came for the same reason I did.
-马上离那扇门远一点! -可是... - Get away from that door this instant! - But...
大卫! David!
我很抱歉,黛安 I'm so sorry, Dianne.
也许你该道歉的人不是我 Maybe I'm not the one you should be apologising to.
肖恩... Shaun...
大卫! 不! David! No!
不! 不! 不! No! No! No!
大卫! David!
-不! 不! -大卫! - No! No! - David!
大卫! David!
黛安,不! Dianne, no!
我来了,大卫! I'm coming, David!
大卫! David!
老天 Oh dear.
-鸡尾酒? -动手吧 - Cocktails? - Do it.
退后! Stay back!
肖恩,挡住他们! Shaun, hold them!
前面! Heads!
-艾德! -快! - Ed! - Hurry up!
肖恩,你看谁来了 Shauny, look who it is.
操他奶奶的! Fuck-a-doodle-doo!
艾德! Ed!
-肖恩! -艾德! - Shaun! - Ed!
少朝我低吼,你这超级混蛋! Don't groan at me, you thick fuck!
我挡不住了! I can't hold them!
不! No!
-肖恩! -彼得! - Shaun! - Pete!
我说放过他! I said leave him alone!
艾德,艾德! Ed. Ed!
肖恩,进吧枱! Shaun, bar!
艾德! Ed!
什么事? What?
给我一块布,好吗? Chuck us a cloth, will you?
-弹药呢? -在吧枱上 - Where are the shells? - They're on the bar.
哦,干 Oh, fuck.
Ow!
干! Fuck it!
我们怎么办? 要去哪呀? What are we gonna do? Where are we gonna go?
-地下室 -也许我们能逃出去! - The cellar. - Maybe we can get out!
-有升降装置通到外面街道 -你是说回外面去? - There's a hatch out on to the street. - You mean go back outside?
哦,他妈的饶了我们吧! Oh, give us a fucking break!
走! Go!
我可以看到街道 I can see the street.
快点 Come on.
快点! Come on!
怎么打不开呀? Why won't it open?
就这样了,我们被困住了 “嘿,我们去温彻斯特吧!” That's it then, we're trapped. "Hey, let's go to the Winchester!"
那是谁该死的主意啊? Whose fucking idea was that?
我真的搞砸了 Man, I've really ballsed this up.
-不,你没有 -我有,丽兹,我救不了我们 - No, you haven't. - I have, Liz. I couldn't save us.
我救不了小黛或大卫 甚至救不了我妈,我真没用 I couldn't save Di or David. I couldn't even save Mum. I'm useless.
你不该这么自责,你试过了 你尽了力,那点才重要 You shouldn't feel so responsible, you tried. You did something, that's what counts.
大概吧 Yeah, I suppose.
你想他们会进来吗? Do you think they'll get through?
是的 Yeah.
还剩多少弹药? How many shells have we got left?
嗯...两发 Erm...two.
我想如果他们排成一排的话 可以解决掉好几个 I suppose we could take a few of them out if they stand in a line.
我不是在想他们 I wasn't thinking about them.
我知道 I know.
-艾德怎么办? 只剩两发弹药 -我不介意被吃掉 - What about Ed? There's only two shells. - I don't mind being eaten.
我们要怎样做? How are we gonna do this?
不清楚... I don't know. Erm...
我们其中一人必须先死 One of us has to go first.
一个人射另一个人,然后再对付他们 One should do the other and then do themselves.
该由你来射我 要我自己来的话我会失败的 You should do me. I'll muck it up if I have to do myself.
我不想在同一个晚上... I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my flatmate,
射杀我的室友、我妈和我女朋友 my mum and my girlfriend all in the same evening.
你怎会认为我又接纳你了? What makes you think I've taken you back?
嗯... Well...
你不想死了还是单身吧? you don't want to die single, do you?
事实上...我愿意被开枪打死 Actually...I would like to be shot.
此外,我变了,我从昨天起 就没抽过一根菸,我保证 Besides, I've changed. I haven't had a fag since yesterday, I promise.
他没抽 He hasn't.
也许我们现在该抽一根 Maybe we should have one now.
-你留在我公寓的 -对,我丢掉的 - You left them in my flat. - Yeah, in the bin.
-我当时心情很差 -死猴子 - I was desperate. - Sneaky monkey.
-抱歉 -没关系 - Sorry. - I won't say anything.
快点,我们要离开了 Come on, we're getting out of here.
-我只想待在这里 -但我们出的去了 - I might just stay here. - But we can get out.
-你们俩应该离开 -你在说什么呀? - You two should make a go of it. - What are you talking about?
-我只会拖累你 -对,不过... - I only hold you back. - Yeah, but...
也许枪该留给你 Maybe you should have this.
-你不要吗? -不要 - Don't you want it? - No.
反正我也打不中,我枪法太烂了 I can't hit anything with it anyway, I'm rubbish.
-艾德,对不起 -为什么? - Ed, I'm sorry. - What for?
-因为我稍早前对你大吼大叫 -没关系 - Cos I was shouting at you earlier on. - It's all right.
我也很对不起 I'm sorry too.
不要紧了 It's OK.
不... No...
对不起,肖恩 I'm sorry, Shaun.
老天! 不好玩 Oh, God! That's not funny.
-你不笑我就不会这样做了 -我没在笑 - I'll stop doing 'em when you stop laughing. - I'm not laughing.
你们最好快走 You'd better be off.
拜,艾德,爱你 Bye, Ed. Love you.
加油 Cheers.
我也爱你,老弟 I love you too, man.
玻璃 Gay.
-准备好了吗? -准备好了 - Ready? - Ready.
一区准备好 Section One. Ready.
朝正前方僵尸,射击! Zombies to your front. Fire!
射击! Fire!
老天! 肖恩! Oh, my God! Shaun!
冯妮? Yvonne?
-你们怎样? -还活着 - How are you doing? - Surviving.
他们要带我们去安全地方 我想你们两个可能想一块去 They're taking us somewhere safe. I thought you two might want to tag along.
就剩你们两个吗? Is it just the two of you?
很高兴还有人活下去 Well, glad somebody made it.
来吧 Come on.
接下来报导现年十岁 安立奎拉米雷兹的经历 'Next, the story of ten-year-old Enrique Ramirez
独力击败全家人复活的僵尸 'who fought off the reanimated corpses of his entire family.
都在即将播映的 《地狱来的僵尸》节目中 'It's all coming right up on Zombies From Hell.'
对许多人来说,六个月来的僵尸事件 必定仿佛一场恶梦 'Six months on and, to many, the events of Z-Day must seem like a bad dream.
我们现在得知,该现象起源于... 'As we now know, the phenomenon resulted from the use of...'
..不像是身为新闻播报员的我 曾料想的到会报导出来的事 '..not something I ever expected as a newscaster to have to say on air.
“砍掉头部或摧毁脑部”,太不可思议了 "'Removing the head or destroying the brain." Incredible.'
..我们请到当红乐团来谈谈他们 对于帮助僵尸慈善活动工作的看法... '..to have a top band with us, talking about their work for the charity Zombaid...'
事实上这些僵尸 依然保有他们的原始本能 'The fact that the mobile deceased retained their primal instincts
使他们成为服务业的理想新员工 'make them ideal recruitment for the service industry,
就好比其他人的角色,譬如... 'as well as other roles such as...'
他抓不到! 哦! 他摔倒滑下去了! 'He can't quite get it. Ooh! He's fallen, he's down!'
我是不觉得怎样 不过我知道有些人可能会 'I don't see nothing wrong with it but I know that some people would.
但他是我丈夫,你知道的 我仍然爱他,戒指也还戴在手上 'But he's my husband, you know. I still love him and I got the ring.
-你还跟它一块睡? -当然了 - 'You go to bed with it?' - 'Course I do.'
人们不懂为何她还跟他住在一起? 'People can't understand why she's with him?'
初期宣称病毒是由受到感染的猴子 所导致的说法已经遭到驳斥... 'Initial claims that the virus was caused by infected monkeys have been dismissed...'
哈啰 Hello.
有何计划? What's the plan, then?
对,喝杯茶... Right, a cup of tea...
然后买张《周日乐团》的唱片 then we get the Sundays.
再开车到凤凰城去吃个烤肉大餐 Head down the Phoenix for a roast,
到酒吧里呆坐一会儿 veg out in the pub for a bit
然后再逛回家,看点电视,上床 then wander home, watch a bit of telly, go to bed.
-完美 -我去烧开水 - Perfik. - I'll get the kettle on.
-麻烦加两颗糖 -哦! 大胆哟 - Can I have two sugars, please? - Ooh! Adventurous.
-我想到花园里走走 -那就去吧 - I might pop into the garden for a bit. - Go on, then.
一下子就好 Two seconds.
玩家二已进入游戏 'Player two has entered the game.'
艾德! Ed!
好耶! Yes!
"哦,你让我活下去" * Ooh, you make me live
"不管世界能给我什么" * Whatever this world can give to me
"是你,我眼中只有你" * It's you, you're all I see
"哦,你让我现在活下去,甜心" * Ooh, you make me live now, honey
"哦,你让我活下去" * Ooh, you make me live
"哦,你是我有史以来最好的朋友" * Oh, you're the best friend that I ever had
"我们在一起了好长一段时间" * I've been with you such a long time
"你是我的阳光" * You're my sunshine
"我要你明白我的真心真意" * And I want you to know that my feelings are true
"我真的爱你" * I really love you
"哦,你是我最好的朋友" * Oh, you're my best friend
"哦,你让我活下去" * Ooh, you make me live
"哦,我一直四处游荡" * Ooh, I've been wandering round
"但我依然回到你身边..." * But I still come back to you * Come back to you
"不论阴晴圆缺,你始终站在身旁,女孩" * In rain or shine you've stood by me, girl
"我很高兴在家..." * I'm happy at home * Happy at home
"你是我最好的朋友" * You're my best friend
"哦,你让我活下去" * Ooh, you make me live * Ooh
"哦,你是我最好的朋友" * Ooh, you're my best friend *
"我厌倦了生气" * I was so tired of being upset
"总想要我得不到的东西" * Always wanted something I never could get
"人生如同幻影,爱情有如梦境" * Life's an illusion, love is a dream
"但我不清楚为何" * But I don't know what it is
"如今人人快乐" * Everybody's happy nowadays
"我厌倦了生气" * I was so tired of being upset
"总想要我得不到的东西" * Always wanted something I never could get
"人生如同幻影,爱情有如梦境" * Life's an illusion, love is a dream
"但我不清楚为何,因为..." * But I don't know what it is cos
"如今人人快乐" * Everybody's happy nowadays
"人生如同幻影,爱情有如梦境" * Life's an illusion, love is a dream
"但我不清楚为何" * But I don't know what it is
"人人对我说长论短" * Everybody's saying things to me
"但我知道没关系,没关系" * But I know it's OK, OK
"如今人人快乐" * Everybody's happy nowadays
"人生如同幻影,爱情有如梦境" * Life's an illusion, love is a dream life's an illusion, love is a dream
"人生如同幻影,爱情有如梦境" * Life's an illusion, love is a dream life's the illusion, love is a dream
"人生如同幻影,爱情有如梦境" * Life's an illusion, love is a dream life's an illusion, love is a dream
"如今人人快乐" * Everybody's happy nowadays
"快乐日子" * Days
"我敢说你厌倦了生气" * Bet you are tired of being upset
"总想要你得不到的东西" * Always wanted something you never could get
"人生绝非幻影,爱情亦非梦境" * Life's no illusion, love's not a dream
"如今我明白为何" * Now I know just what it is
"如今人人快乐" * Everybody's happy nowadays
"快乐日子" * Days *